The Big Oil Crisis

If you think oil-spill pollution problems are bad in America, and its many fine-dining establishments, then you should read about how frighteningly bad these pollution problems are elsewhere, namely Russia.  Trust me; most of you, even a lot of you Russian people (thanks for Tolstoy, by the way, and that birthmark guy, and those dolls inside of dolls inside of dolls), have no idea just how bad things are.  

But yay! -- the world can't rightfully blame America the most for this one.  But, I mean, not yay, because it's bad for, like, everybody -- especially Russians.  Yes, I know the Kardashians and those Jersey Shore creatures are still our fault.  Sorry, world.   

http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2011/12/17/ap_enterprise_russia_oil_spills_wreak_devastation/