Saturday, October 25, 2014
Thursday, October 23, 2014
South Miami is sick and tired of politicians not acting to address climate change (you know, because the southern parts of Florida are already pretty close to being drowned by the ocean), and they wanna become "South Florida," the 51st state in the union -- and a state that will actually recognize there's a problem and that wankers like Marco Rubio and Rick Scott evidently don't give a shit about it or them.
Read more here: http://www.germmagazine.com/resolution-in-florida/
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Do you know about All Hallow's Read? That tradition Neil Gaiman sometimes talks about. Well, if you don't know about it, maybe you should. Maybe you should know about it.
Here's a link to a not-at-all-creepy article I did about it, if you wanna know more about it. Which you should...
Also, please feel free to enjoy this kinda spooky but mostly just weird picture:
Friday, September 5, 2014
You can find all that and more at the following link. Don't worry, it won't take you to a penis-pump site or anything. Promise. Here's a picture of Superman to prove I'm not lying. Superman, as you know, never lies.
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Hey, people of the world (or maybe just the internet), take a look at this piece I wrote for Germ Magazine about the drought in California and how a crazy governor wants people to limit their water consumption even as he thinks it's just swell to waste millions of gallons of water on freaking fracking.
Oh, I make a lot of Dune references, too.